yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up
It’s always difficult eating normal everyday food after you’ve been to a really fancy restaurant. It’s like, why can’t I eat like that everyday? Oh yeah, I’m not a member of an elite first class family, lounging around in designer nightgowns eating foreign chocolates. And that makes me sad.
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
This changed me
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog